I'm Gross.

So apparently eating cookies every night and doing absolutely nothing by way of physical activity has finally caught up with me. I always wear my jeans big, so I really can't tell from them if I've gained weight. However, I had to put on a pair of dress pants today for a play that I'm going to with Daniel's class. I haven't worn them in a while. They've apparently shrunk, or else my ass got fat. Also, my muffin top is so attractive in them. It's so bad I refuse to tuck my shirt in and I'm wearing my belt on the outside of my shirt. I'm pretending it's because it's the style I'm going for, but we all know the truth.

I'm going to have to stop making excuses and get my butt back in gear. My goal is now to lose 10 pounds. If I didn't have to go to this play I'd go running right now. My goal is to exercise 5 days a week for at least 45 minutes. I'm throwing it out there so you all can hold me accountable. You can be my Jillian Michaels and yell at me when I slack off. Feel free to call me mean names and make fun of me if needed. My favorite nickname is Lard Ass, so feel free to use it often.

Love you all.
Mort